[ At the front desk there will be a faceless man attempting to offer unique once in your lifetime eternal "timeshare" packages. The brochure explains incentives and eternal servitude to the Unclean at the low low price of your soul. He would mime out for twenty minutes to try and convince you to stay or at least, agree to facilitate. There's no promise of where you will end up but it seems by the brochure that the risk may be worth it. ]
FOR THOSE STAYING