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the source of uncleanliness. ([personal profile] abhoth) wrote in [community profile] yuggoth 2017-05-27 03:52 pm (UTC)

BODY

[As the trial officially begins at 12:00 PM, the double doors leading to the kitchen will be opened wide to allow Jason's corpse to be wheeled in on an gurney. Craftly will stand next to the toy dispenser machine, clearing his throat before solemnly uttering:]

A moment of silence, children.

[And then he begins to play the fucking kazoo.

This horrible musical experience will last as long as it takes for the staff members to wheel the corpse to the sectioned off area. Once that's done, however, Craftly will retreat to his own table and residents will be free to inspect the body as much as they want.

Please use this toplevel for reexamining the body.]

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